Stolen from: "Feathers-of-love", She's awesome! Don't forget to stop by at her page! You wont regret it!
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We Swedes are strange, so I ensure you, it is so true x)
The whole list can be found here: [link]

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You know you’ve been in Sweden too long, when...


1. It's acceptable to eat lunch at 11.00.

4. You associate pea soup with Thursday.

5. The first thing you do on entering a bank/post office/pharmacy etc. is look for the queue number machine.

6. You accept that you will have to queue to take a queue number.

9. You think nothing of paying $50 for a bottle of 'cheap' spirits at system bolaget.

10. Silence is fun.

11. Your native language has seriously deteriorated; you begin to "eat medicine" and "hire videos".

13. When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:
a. he is drunk;
b. he is insane;
c. he is American;
d. he is all of the above.

16. The reason you take the ferry to Finland is:
a. duty free vodka
b. duty free beer
c. to party

18. It no longer seems excessive to spend $200 on alcohol in a single night.

19. The fact that all of the "v's" and the "w's" are together in the phone directory seems right.

21. Your old habit of being "fashionably late" is no longer acceptable. You are always on time.

22. You no longer see any problem wearing white socks with loafers.

23. You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed."

26. You enjoy the taste of surströmming.

27. You find yourself debating the politics of Carl Bildt.

28. You use mmmm as a conversation filler.

29. An outside temperature of 9 degrees Celsius is mild.

30. When someone asks for "three cheers", you say "hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, hoorah".

31. You wear sandals with socks.

32. You eat jam with savoury dishes.

33. You have only two facial expressions, smiling or blank.

36. You wear warm clothing when it's 25 degrees plus in April - because it's April.

37. You wear shorts and t-shirt when it's barely 10 degrees in July - because it's July.

38. You get extremely annoyed when the bus is two minutes late.

39. You think women are more than equal than men and deserve to have better positions in the work place.

40. Your wife watches TV while you look after the kids.

43. When a stranger asks you a question in the streets, you think it's normal to just keep walking, saying nothing.

44. You've been engaged for four years and don't have any
plans to get married.

48. You think that if you smoke a joint you will wind up in an insane asylum. [or become a habitual criminal]

57. It doesn't feel like lunch unless it's a hot, full course meal drenched in gravy.

58. You eat unlimited amounts of sausage products without worrying about your nitrate intake.

59. You think that an unripe wedge of tomato on a limp leaf of iceberg lettuce can be called a salad.

60. You don't question the concept of 'telephone time'.

61. It seems reasonable that no business can be conducted on Friday afternoons. [or the entire month of July]

62. You assume that anyone who apologises after bumping into you is a tourist.

68. Paying $5 for a cup of coffee seems reasonable.

70. You start to think that having a sauna in the nude with a bunch of strangers is a necessary part of daily life ... and a necessary part of business.

73. Seeing a young woman with lit candles stuck to her head no longer disturbs you.

74. You become extremely skilled at assembling pre-packaged furniture kits.

75. "Candles" are a permanent fixture on your weekly shopping list.

76. You get to the movies early so that you can watch the commercials.

77. Most of your friends have the same names and you must use both names to distinguish between them.